Cockroach Janta Party
"We Survive. They Loot. Ab Aur Nahi Sahenge!"
Scroll down, Nethaji
The Great Indian Roast
Sab Changa Si? My foot!
#ECONOMY
Masterstroke Economics
GDP goes to drain, Taxes on the brain.
"You don't need onions if you don't eat onions. Next, don't breathe, save oxygen!"
TAX SLAB INCOMING!
#UNEMPLOYMENT
Pakoda Rozgar Yojana
Degree in hand, Frying pan in demand.
"Selling pakodas is also employment! Next up: Begging is a startup!"
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#ELECTORAL_BONDS
Legalized Chanda
Sabka Sath, Sirf Ek Ka Vikas (aur mere friends ka).
"It's not a scam if it's legal! *winks in Swiss Bank*"
Manifesto of the
Unkillable
- 1. Free Jobs or we infest your VIP farmhouse.
- 2. Corruption ka permanent fumigation. Hit sprite everywhere!
- 3. Minister's Bungalow to be repurposed as Public Toilets.
- 4. VVIP Culture - Replaced with Roach Equality. Everyone eats garbage.
Hall of Shame
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8 P.M.
Demonetization Disaster
Stood in lines. Died in lines. Black money slept comfortably.
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Pegasus Snooping
They watched you poop, but couldn't find the terrorists.
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Bridge Collapses
Inaugurated on Monday. Swims on Tuesday. Tender awarded to brother-in-law on Wednesday.
Recruit. Infest. Overthrow.
Roaches Joined Today: 64,281
Warning: No Turning Back.